Firecracker Baby BodysuitSmall package. Maximum explosion. The fuse is short, the volume is loud, and adult supervision is absolutely required at all times. There is a warning label for a reason. The Details: White distressed text reads "Just A Lil'" above large bold text "Fire Cracker" flanked by stars. Below, an illustration of a firecracker labeled "Caution Explosive" sits next to a burst graphic. Small text reads "Adult Supervision Required" and a badge reads "Super

Just a two-word review from someone who has been around long enough to know

Everything else is negotiable and the answer is still no

The face is covered in yogurt

and so does every other parent at the playground

Bold white uppercase block text reads "Stage Five Clinger" stacked in three centered lines

The diaper stays

The bottom tagline "Got Buns

and yours has already written the review

And apparently it is going to be your toddler

The kind of sentiment that hits different when it is spelled out in gothic lettering by someone who still needs help reaching the sink

wearing a conductor's hat

You will not complain