The Actualbush Tear Away ShirtA shirt designed for elite bush ops and even more elite shirt ripping moments. The Actualbush Tear Away Shirt is crafted with all season camouflage, pearl snap buttons for quick fire disrobing, and a sunglass friendly pocket that doubles as a storage unit for bottles of deer urine.

Featuring round lenses and protective Brook Shields

this holster only fits Pit Vipers

No matter how high the adventure is

Designed with input from the pros

airplane carts will be a thing of the past as flight attendants sport Mini Beer Bars in the aisles

Boogie board and floaties sold separately

you can buy a hard case for your Pit Vipers now with more banana

E-spot™ adjustment and rubberized touchpoints provide exceptional performance and comfort

Ride a cloud in The Skysurfer

and indestructibility as the original Pit Viper

Or 100% more

Just kidding