Endless Birthday Cake Card with GlitterA sweet, magical birthday card with a song that absolutely refuses to leave Everything about this card is sincere. The cake, the candle, the rainbow, the "hope it's magical" on the inside it's the loveliest birthday card you've ever sent. Right up until they open it. Then a bright, upbeat birthday song kicks in on a loop, and refuses to stop. That's the whole gag. The card couldn't look sweeter; the song couldn't be more committed. We make a lot of

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For Mom or Dad — a way to tease them about their birthday without it landing wrong

your recording loops non-stop and plays for hours

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this decanter set brings the casino experience right into your home bar

✅ Cream + red colorway to match your iced latte and delusional confidence

Note Card Size: 4” X 6”

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a doo-wop-flavored birthday song starts playing on a loop

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