I’m Taking the Dog, Dumbass T-ShirtStraight from Paulettes mouth to your closet. This tee is for every dog mom who's done taking crap from exes, bosses, or anyone who thinks theyre getting her dog. Inspired by the most iconic line from Legally Blonde, its loud, proud, and 100% fed up. Made with soft, ring spun cotton and a garment dyed fit thats as comfy as it is cathartic. Breakup energy: maximum Soft AFlike Paulettes heart under all that hairspray Pairs best with confidence, curlers,

✔ For spooky pups

✔ Personalized with your custom text

✔ 15oz size—because small mugs are for amateurs

Coffee in hand

50% polyester = cozy AF

treat stealers

and crypt-keeper vibes all season long

and pocket-sized dictators

Equal parts unbothered and obsessed

garment-dyed fit that feels like your go-to from day one—no warm-up needed

✔ Comfortable ribbed texture that moves with you

it’d be your dog in this bandana